īrown: I was seriously snickering any time Spartan’s name was brought up. Why don’t you kick this off?īrown: So we open in Hollywood, circa 1996 where, apparently, the city’s on flame with rock n’ roll … or, you know, anarchy.įroemming: Maybe it is because they built that city on rock and roll?įroemming: Could have been worse. Now Brown, I am going to rob some comically easy-to-get guns from a museum. Though we do have Rob Schneider, that son-of-a-bitch, in this movie. But after a month of Happy Madison (REDACTED) right into my brain, this was a welcome relief. Yeah, this movie dances dangerously close to the crazy right-wing lunacy of “Con-Air,” minus the flowing locks of Nic Cage. My first thought, when the movie heads on into the future was this: This is what conservatives thought Obama’s America was going to be in 2008. The only things that really stood out in my memory was Wesley Snipes’ ridiculous hair and the three seashells used to wipe one’s butt after a visit to Taco Bell. So while I pay off my fines for swearing, give me your thoughts, Froemming.įroemming: I saw this in the 90s, when it came out on home video. But just know that by virtue of no Adam Sandler, I will be recommending this movie. I did not see “Demolition Man” before this week. If you have IBS, I hope you know how to use the three seashells. In this case, it’s a stupid ‘90s action movie where commercial jingles rule the airwaves and Taco Bell is the only fast food restaurant around. How do the Joes do that? With stupid ‘90s action movies.
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